@Phillip/Oracle

thetaleofphillip:

 Phillip sighed and rolled his eyes. “Hmm that might be a bit harder than..” He mumbled to himself scratching the back of his neck. “But I’m sure I can find some somewhere. Just, not sure where yet.”

 ”Aw.” The redhead smiled, obviously pleased at the answer he received from the young woman. “That’s a great answer! What about yours? Can you read your own?” 

 ”Unless it’s friendly teasing Ora.” He told her with much emphasis. “And friends obviously do it cause it has the word friend in it. Sooo, I think I’m right.” Phillip remarked with a smirk placed on his face. “I’m just messing with you anyway, you know I don’t mean anything of the rude stuff I say riight?”

 Phillip’s blue eyes brightened. “I’m actually saving up for one! Not to good with money ya know..” He chuckled awkwardly before shaking it off. “But how bout as soon as I make money on the super sized crops you make I’ll buy one alright? Then you can come over and meet her! Cool?”

Oracle nodded her head in an enthusiastic manner. “Yup, yuppity yup, I’m sure they’re still around! I dunno why humans would wanna get rid of them.” She paused, trying to remember the last time she had seen a deck. “Uhh, any person who does a lot of travelling, you should ask them!”

“I’m glad you like it, it’s the truuuuth after all!” She replied, grinnning. But her smile soon faded as the alchemist stared at her feet and shook her head. “Nopers. Could never really read my own, so I guess I’ll never know.”

“Friendly teasing?” The small girl tilted her head, confused on the concept. “Is that a thing… Friends reeallly do Phillip?” She blinked and looked back up to the boy, awaiting his response. The concept of friendship was a new one to her, and it seemed rather confusing. “Well, um, yeah! Of course I know you don’t mean it, duuuh!” Oracle added with a forced smile.

“Oooooh!” Oracle clapped her hands together as her eyes widened with excitement. “Yes, yes, YES! We can work together to get a fluffy alpaca!” A wide grin took over her face. “Do you have any names picked out yet? Oooooh! I will come visit lots then!”

neuraldamage:

Symbol for the alchemical motto VITRIOL, from Azoth, by Basilio Valentino, 1613
(via ALCHIMIA 2)

theomnipotentoverlord:

mountainalchemist:

I wasn’t talking about yooou! I meant me too! [Pouts.] You shouldn’t just say hi to the mortals. 

… Throne? [Tilts her head.] Sounds fancy!

“My apologizes then Oracle, I was not aware that you were out at this time. Indeed, my throne feels as though it is caught in a perpetual summer afternoon, though that most likely comes from a great deal of my own influence and my powers.”

Hmmm, it’s okey-dokey! I usually have no idea what time it is anyways. [Giggles.]

Ah, reeeally? That sounds super nice, I bet it’s really pretty way up there as well! [Puffs her cheeks.] I wish I had the power to always make it warm, it gets gross and cold in the winter.

theomnipotentoverlord:

mountainalchemist replied to your post:

Hey! It’s evening for IMmortals too!

“And? What is it supposed to matter of you bring up the time of night to myself? It always feel as though it is noon around my throne.”

I wasn’t talking about yooou! I meant me too! [Pouts.] You shouldn’t just say hi to the mortals. 

… Throne? [Tilts her head.] Sounds fancy!

@Phillip/Oracle

ironicoriginality:

The farmer nodded, a grin playing on his lips. “No problem Ora. Any idea where I could get some though? I guess I could ask Raul.. but for some reason I don’t think he’d even know what they are..” Phillip muttered to himself, trying to think of the best way out of his small predicament. He then perked up slightly. “Wow you already did it~? Well, hmm what can you tell me? Yeah yeah sure tell me what aura I have!” Phillip told her, eagerness obvious in his voice.


 “Oh gosh no I’m totally freaked out! But.” He leaned closer to her, his tone significantly softer. “You wouldn’t want to her one of your friends right? I mean who else would you talk to? Admit it. You’d miss me.”

 “FINE.” The farmer huffed while crossing his arms over his chest. “I guess if I just wanna hang out with you I’ll have to come and visit myself. Will you at least come visit my farmer sometime? Please?”

 Phillip nodded. “Yeah no problem, I’ll make sure to come by and grab it!” He smiled, then furrowing a brow at the girl. “I don’t think any potion could get more epic then that life longing, thing potion! I mean seriously, that’s seriously cool.”

Hmmmmmm hm hm… [Tilts her head to the right, then to the left.] I got mine about 100 years ago from a travelling fortune teller. So I dunno where you get them any more! [Frowns, realizing how long its been since she’s actually been in the outside world.]

[Closes her eyes and focuses.] Your aura is saying your a super super gentle and nice person! Sometimes you can make mistakes, but you always realize them and fix them! Animals reeeeaallly like you, and people too!

Well… [Pouts.] Friends don’t tease friends either! [Pauses.] Do they? … [Thinks.] Nope, nope noooope! They don’t!

Hmm… Visit your farmy-farm? Hmmm… [Eyes light up.] Do you have alpacas? If yes, I’ll come visit yes! Alpacas are so fuzzy ~♪.

[Nods with extreme ethusiasm.] I aaaaam pretty great aren’t I? All my potions are super duper amazing, but that one was even more amazing! [Grins.] And just you wait! Your crops will be ah-may-ziiing thanks to ME! 

ojisan-not-ojiisan:

Important? *laughs* Oh, naw. I’m not anybody important. I mean, sure, I’ve lived a long time, but isn’t it more of a curse than a blessing? *smiles sadly* I mean, my friends have come and gone, as have my family. And I keep going, unable to stop, unable to die… *realizes what he’s saying and laughs* But I guess living forever also has its pluses, Hm? *raises an eyebrow* Bluebell? I’ve been to Bluebell! I had a delightful meal there once at the local cafe~ Have you been there?

[Listens to his words, her eyes changing from amazement to sadness as he speaks about the ‘curse’ of living forever.] O-Oh… I guess I never really… S-Saw it that way. [Hangs her head and stares at her feet.] I don’t really, go into the town… The people there, they, wouldn’t li— I just really don’t have any time, I guess. [Shrugs.]

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are you a full metal alchemist?

ironicoriginality:

mountainalchemist:

The… Win? [Tilts her head to one side, then the other.]

Wait! The win?! Are we playing a gaaaame? Ooooh what game?!

 /Throws hands up in the air in defeat/ Yes! Why not. It’s a game, and I just won it.

W-Whaaaat!? No fair I didn’t even know we were playing! [Pouts.] I demand a rematch!

ironicoriginality:

mountainalchemist:

ironicoriginality replied to your post: Who’s your favorite villager from the towns you live near?

For the win.

[Blinks.] For the whatsit? 

For the WIN Oracle! Like..

You know never mind I don’t even know how to explain my statement.

The… Win? [Tilts her head to one side, then the other.]

Wait! The win?! Are we playing a gaaaame? Ooooh what game?!

ironicoriginality replied to your post: Who’s your favorite villager from the towns you live near?

For the win.

[Blinks.] For the whatsit?